1. Search engines keep crawling over your contents

2. Search engines show you what you are looking for
3. Search engines might drop you off their list

4. Search engines always looks for better webpages

5. Search engines hate cheating

BONUS!! BONUS!! BONUS!!
6. Search engines love speed

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